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I have NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!! Poor Dr. Antonio Franceschet is laid up in bed with a maladie undisclosed. Hmm what to do with my DAY OFF??!! I'm guessing, watch scrubs earlier then usual and have extra time to think about all the things that I could do to improve my life and then not do them! I am so excited. I also want to go to Edmonton very much for reasons which are undisclosed to the public at time of publishing (and for an infinite amount of time after publishing) .

A slow one for asthma

So at a local show this weekend there was a band called The Shagbots playing and everyone was toatlly into them. After their second song, the singer said something hilarious. It went like this - "Ok, were gonna take it down a notch cause I have asthma. If anyone wants to run over to the merch table and grab my puffer that would be awesome". He proceeded to use his puffer and started given 'er again. Props for puffers.

Global Warming my Butt!!

It snowed today. Yesterday I was all "man my eyelashes are frosting. Fall is definitely upon on in the biggest of ways" and now it seems that there has been a Coup and Fall has fallen out of office to give way to Winter - that unruly time of beastial weather and fabulous woolen accessories. I think my favorite part of winter is the post-outside sensation when your appendages start to regain circulation and you still have little bits of frost/snow melting on but you are warm as can be.

On a louder note - I’M SEEING THE LOVELY FEATHERS ON FRIDAY!!!!
With Halloween on Tuesday, islands on Wednesday, ugly Betty on Thursday and the lovely feathers on Friday, i don't think my week could get any better. Oh wait! NEWSFLASH! My week just got better! Sky's B-day party on Saturday. Oh my lord, someone get my an oxygen tank cause I’m going to need it.

I am Heartbroken

Today I failed my midterm. It wasn't even one of those "oh I totally failed" and acutally got 75 percent, or even 60 percent. I think i'm going to lucky if i get 30 percent. Never have I ever been so unprepared for a test in my life. This is one the most important test I have done as of yet and I just couldn't get it together. Why? Because I can't get anything in my life together. Not school, not athletics, not my home life, not my friends, not things I actually want to do. I'm addicted to TV, to sitting, to wasting time, to being misrable, to sleeping, to wishing i was sleeping, to eating, to nothing.

I realized today why I am so miserable. I'm heartbroken. When ever I think of summer camp I go through a complete physical and mental shutdown. All I want to do is see my kids from this summer and for it to be summer and to be working at Kamp Kiwanis and Chief Hector. Why did I ever make any choices in life that took my away from those places? Cause i'm and idiot. Kids, don't be idiots. Leave your homes and go to summer camp. It is the best place in the world.

Conquest!

Things I have conquered in the past few days:

- Being extremely nervous. I am now only a little nervous. Generally
- Going to a free show (Jay Crocker @ that empty space. It was fab)
- Buying shoes. They are cool like an old man.
- Dancing hardcore with broken pants to The New Porographers

I have an urge to create or destroy something.

Good band = I was a Cub Scout

Hour 8

Hour 8 of my urine test. I have peed 4 times since 7:00 this morning. For those of you not getting a Math degree, that is one urine sample every 2 hours. It will soon be 5 pees in 8 hours. That would be a pee every 1.6 hours, or 96 minutes.

I am addicted. To what you ask? Let me tell you!

- Lists
- My blog
- Facebook
- Tv
- Scrubs
- The dollar bin @ Junk star
- Plaid or checkered shirts. Espically ugly ones.

Hour 5

Because I had a kindey stone in June, I have to do a urine test. I was supposed to do it in august but I put it if until now. I am currently in Hour 5 of my first of two 24 hour tests. Updates to be posted.

I also bought new shoes. They are my dream shoes. I love them. I jumped up and down when I bought them and so did everyone in the store.



They are to small. My toes will be crushed should I wear them. I am taking them back.

The following are So Hot right now:

- Soophie Nun Squad - Donkey Call
- Lip Rings
- Shoes
- Being Strong
- Mini wheats
- Snow
- Math Majors
- Islands
- Communication
- Gossip

The Following is not Hot at all. Not now and not ever:
- Sore Abs
- Achilles tendonitis
- Low Cash Flow
- Orders and Demands

Yeah!

So I was driving home from blockbuster with a car load of my sisters friends after they had just rented a butt load of scary movies for their Friday the 13th horrorfest when Christina Aguilera starts singing from my pant pocket. I reach into my pocket, groove to Christina for a moment then flip open my phone. I was excited because I was expecting a call from my friend to arrange evening plans. It was my friend but not the one i was expecting. It was Fucking Phil! From Montreal! To put it plainly, most exciting phone call of my life. Never has anyone called me personally on long distance. Man! Phil said he needed to vent and I said VENT AWAY! Why? Because Phil is AWESOME.

History - We meet in Montreal at the youth hostel. My friends and I were in a very bad mood and where yelling and being mad and the throwing my waterbottle. That is how we meet, Phil asking me how's it going and me yelling in his face then throwing my Nalgene onto the streets of Montreal. What ensued in the next 2 days was a whirlwind friendship consisting of me freaking out at Phil's extensive concertography (he's seen the Libertines 13 times!!), nights on the town, boy bands @ Mcy D's, Bright eyes lyrics assailing the ears of every person on college street and late breakfast for our homeless selves.

To recap - I got a phone call from Montreal. It was from Fucking Phil!. Phil is AWESOME. Life is AWESOME.

p.s watched trainspotting. Ewan Mcgregor is a babe and drugs are bad. Real Bad.

People make me nervous

It's true. In any kind of situation, especially small intimate groups I get extremely nervous. It's slightly different if I know someone (and by know I mean am a good friend with) because then we can talk and people will see that oh! She can talk! Great! She's not just some weirdly attired nervous mute girl! Which is the image I give off when anywhere by myself. Also, I really like spending time with people, but hate the process of getting together. That is why I like camp style situations because everyone is always around and to be with friends all you have to do is walk out of a bathroom stall.

I want to get a job but I am very nervous about the whole application process. I have to make a resume but I don't want to plus it wouldn't say much and then do I offer it to them? Do they ask for it? What if their times aren't flexible? Do I really want to work at the cappuccino bar at the end of the strip mall by my house? If not where else could I work? Would i have to drive to work? I can't work anywhere with a dress code because I have limited clothing mainly consisting of plaid or band shirts. Plus I would never want to work anywhere with a dress code. Then do I take the cappuccino bar job? I haven't even applied yet! What am i talking about! If only life were as easy and as wonderful as blogging.

Bliss

Is there anything better then Music and loving music?

No.

Things i am excited for:

- New Pornographers on oct. 18
- Seeing Karen at New Pornos
- Sac Dene slide show on Oct. 28
- Seeing Sac Dene and camp folk at the slideshow
- Friday the 13
- Islands on the first
- The Lovely Feathers twice in one weekend
- Tokyo Police club twice in one weekend
- Reading break
- Joining a bowling club
- Christmas
- Halloween
- Karens B-day on Halloween
- Going shopping for halloween
- Receving emails
- My new blog layout
- Having a shower
- Playing music
- My hair growing
- My new blog layout

I am a fiend

Oh Ma Ga. I just redid my Blog layout. It was a pain. First, i tried to avoid using my sick HTML skills by finding a good layout. It is impossible. So i found an Ok one then started htmling like a fiend. By a fiend a mean an awful tryhard webmaster. I flipped and aligned and bordered and image edited and uploaded and finally i have my new Tokyo Police Club themed blog. I still can not figure out how to change the fruity text for the post titles so please excuse the fruity text for the post titles. And any spelling errors. Spell check is not working.

Titles are for the WEAK!

My black blog is a little depressing although better then the first black I had which was all black and didn't have little white boxes for my text. What I want most is a totally sly Tokyo Police Club themed blog layout. Approximately 2 secs ago I wanted a Sailormoon layout, but now I def. want a TPC layout. This makes me depressed because that means I will have to use my rusty rusty HTML skills if I want to have a sly blog layout.

Back in the day I was an HTML master. My sister and I had massive plans for the best Sailormoon website ever and it was soo cool but then we couldn't find a place to host it and didn't want to pay for a place to host it so it never happened.

Thanksgiving dinner has given me intense gastoral pains.

My mother thinks i'm a miserable child. I think she is too stressed and afraid of laziness/relaxation.

I think a medium sized alien is about to rip it's way out of my stomach and then devour me from head to toe.

Blackness

Got a new blog layout. It's black. Like my heart.

Listen up!

Matt and Kim @ FDR House in Cambridge, Mass

Hey! My new favorite band is.....

MATT & KIM. check them out here or here and watch this awesome video.

La grande poo poo

I went to the mall today to get some stuff.

It sucked.

Firstly, I didn't find what I wanted and Secondly the mall sucks. I was in a great mood because it was Friday and my friends were coming home for thanksgiving but now I WANT TO DIE! I HATE THE MALL!!! Walking around took all my energy plus then I was like to spend or not to spend which always ends up in not to spend so basically it was a big waste. Just thinking of it makes me mad.

New Subject - sleep

I need it now

New Subject - movie

Y tu mama tambien is very very good - not only because I love Diego Luna and Gael García Bernal and they wereexcellente in it but it is also funny and good.

Painting

We are painting our house. Rather, my mom decided to hire someone to paint select pieces of our house. It smells pretty bad and my dog wagged her tail against a wet door and left fur stuck to it. It was kind of funny. Also today it was really funny when I threw an empty becel container at my sister because she wouldn't walk the dog. Unfortunately it hit her right in the eye and she cried a bit, but it was still hilarious.

My dad said he reads my blog sometimes. HI DAD!

The Lovely Feathers continued..

They are also playing in Edmonton on the saturday which means ROAD TRIP!!!!!!! I can barely breath. Someone call the hospital because my heart just stopped.

The Lovely Feathers are coming to Calgary

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Zach Braff

Why is it that inspiration and the motivation to do great things comes to me at the most inopportune times? Like when i'm sitting in the back seat of an overloaded subaru, or lying in bed, or listening to my really awful math prof. Then there are times like now when it would be the perfect time to go out there and do something like change the world or even just get new underwear and refill prescriptions but all I want to kind of do is sleep and all I want to really do is blog about how much I love Zach Braff?

I love Zach Braff. I think even more then Vin Diesel which is a really big deal as last year all I wanted for Christmas was a Vin Diesel poster (which i got and is totally sly - please see Oct. 1 post for the birth announcement of your new favorite word). Now that I am home from uni every day before lunch I watch a lot of Scrubs because I have a series recording of it (if you don't have digital cable go get it. It rocks like the rocky mountains). Every episode John Dorian M.D does something that I love. Generally that something is just breathing. Also, every once in a while he changes out of his scrubs and you're just like OMG you are so good looking. J.D from Scrubs is my perfect man. In everyway. Not only is J.D perfect, but I figure that Zach Braff must be at least half as cool as the character he plays which makes him off the hook, plus he did Garden State which is one of my favorite movies and elevates Zach Braff's levels of wonder equal to or slightly above J.D's. I haven't seen The Last Kiss but I have the soundtrack (one more reason to Holla at Zach Braff) and have talked extensively about how much I want to see it/how much I love Zach Braff with multiple people; specifically a Brit named Mike. I suspect that if he was gay or a female, we would have to have a fight to the death for Zach Braff's love and affection. I would win of course because I practice killing people regularly. I mean seriously, I would not want to met myself in a dark alley. Or a bright one. Or any place for that matter. Every time in breath I instill fear in the heart of some Hell's Angels member. That is all beside the point however because the true fact of the matter/my life is that I LOVE ZACH BRAFF.

Yay!!

This is a very important blog post. Why you ask? Because it is my sister Jocelyn's first time helping contribute to my blogging/interweb nerdiness. Mini tribal!

On to the real reason for this post. In t-minus 51 min. The amazing race 10 will commence. My sister and I are standing by eagerly. Yahoo!

End of blog post.

singed,
K-dawg and JoJo (not the 14 yr. old pop singer you moron I don't know or like her. JoJo is a totally sick nickname for my sister Jocelyn)

P.S If you didn't do a mini tribal at the end of the first paragraph, you should (and by should I mean must) go watch "Biodome" with Pauly Shore. Why you ask? You guessed it - because it is totally sly (combination of sick and fly copywrited by Katelyn Mudry at this very moment)

P.S.S JoJo very intelligently informed me that the t in t-minus stands for time, with t being the first letter of time and therefore a very appropriate letter for the time variable commonly used worldwide and in particular in grade 10 pure math. HOLLA. See kids, high school is not for naught.

I am so nice

So ages ago I bought a ticket to go see Jurassic 5 which is one of the illest bands ever. Their concert is Nov. 1 and it would be a totally fly time. When I bought my tickets, I thought, man I should totally call my friend Rory because he digs J5 like nobody's business. Then I was like, nah, he is totally in the know and he'll figure it out, plus I don't have his number. A while later I get and email from my friend who is like "yo buddy, we should totally go see islands on nov.1 with you me and everyone we know!" I wrote back with "wouldificouldbutcan't cause i'm hittin up J5". This is not were the story ends. last week I told my friend about J5 and he was like "yeah man I will totally come!" so he goes to buy tickets, but it's sold out. I can't believe it. Now I am going to a totally sick as rap concert by myself.

In case you didn't know, I may sound like I could be a rapper some times because I as so totally fly, but I am actually not. I am actually a 17 yr. old white girl who likes to listen to some rap, mainly only J5, the beastie boys and Ill Mitch. And now I am going to Jurassic 5 alone. Awesome.

So here comes the important part. Tonight I see Rory. As soon as he walks in the door, I freak out. I tell he J5 is coming and ask if he has tickets. This is were he freaks out. No he didn't know and No he doesn't have tickets but he must get them. The whole night, we talk about how he must get these tickets so that we can go see Jurassic 5 together because they kick it like a top ninja does. By the end of the night, Rory is dying because he probably can't get tickets. This is were I come up with a plan. Even though I like J5 and am on the ball about things like going to see them, I know RoRo likes them more then me. In fact he may even love them. I figure that since there is an other show that night that I want to go to and could go to with friends, it might be Ok to give Rory my ticket. He said yeah he would go by himself if I gave him my ticket but we should try to find one for him first. So I get home, and check ticketmaster.com. J5 Nov. 1 at MacEwan hall ballroom is definitely sold out. This is when I decided it is final - RoRo deserves the ticket more then I do. Tommorowish I will call him (with the phone number which I now have) and tell him the good news. Then I will buy my ticket for Islands which is 30$ cheaper and alert my friend and everyone we know that K. Mudry will be indie dancing it up with the on nov.1 to the sweet sounds the band known as Islands.

I am so nice.