Like Bacon in a fry pan.

WHY DO I SMELL LIKE GARLIC?? Yesterday, understandable, ate a lot of it. Today, come on. There are no vampires in the vicinity so I do not understand why I smell like a vampire hunter. And no, all you people snarking at this, it is not because I am dirty. I showered. Yesterday. or the day before. One of them. For Realz.

I am about to pack up my bag and get ready to come home from my brief stint as a world traveler. Before that, a list.

Things I miss:
Laur Laur Vag's LolzCatz book.
Laur laur Vag and all my T.O bitches (bitches in this case is gender neutral).
The Gluten Free Vegan pizza I ate last night.
Having income cash flow (for more pizza. duh.)
That guy I hangout with in Calgary. He has a dirty mustache and skinny knees. You know, that one.

I am excited to come home to warm weather and sun after 6 pm. NZ you are nice, but summer is calling my pale legs back to canada. I think I will wear naught but my underwear for my first week back so as to become a bronzen beauty. Ya'll know how good I tan. Like bacon on a fry pan.

Live from New Zealand:

Today is my last full day in NZ, before my FULL day of travel. For reals, wake up bus plane death. Anyways, here is the #1 thing I have learned while in the southern hemisphere - electric blankets are the bee's knees. I you love somebody, buy them an electric blanket. It is the only way to be.

I am now off to cook copious amounts of rice, walk a very long distance, and see a free museum. Such is my traveling ways.

Rubixed

My foot smells so bad. Bodily odors aside, went to this kick ass party last night. You know those parties you see in american movies and your like, are you f-ing kidding me? Well, that actually happens. In Australia. Hugh Jackman wasn't there, but it was still fucking off the wall.

Description: Rubixs Cube Party. Everyone wears crazy colors, then trades them.
Highlight: Dancing to the live band with no pants on.

Also, I taught people how to pee in the bushes, was saved by a heroic Australian from the mosh pit and drank lots of goon. Not as much as at the beach, I drank 4 litres the other day (all in one epic day), and this morning Ms. Kate Sheills vommed instead of me. I vommed 5 times yesterday though so, everything is even i suppose. HAZAA!! Tomorrow I go to New Zealand.

Question: Where is Zealand?

Till lunch:

So yeah, i'm in austraila, it is great and will write more on that later but for now:

As I am lounging, waiting for lunch at my friends Uni I found this:

This looks like a fabulous movie. I am cooking all summer and thus want to become amazing at it. I probably won't though, as I've never cooked meat before and haven't even really touched it in 5 years soooo, guess i'll just live vicariously through Julie&Julia

Anyways, got some delicious gluten free vegan cookies at the safeway today, have been watching Underbelly everynight, an amazing show about real live Melbourne gangsters, and am excited to go on a solo journey through the trying meaderings of Melbrounes transit system.

Expoopia.ca

So this is the fifth time I have called expedia.ca to try and change my flights for my wee trip to Aus/NZ. Seems my phone likes to drop my calls, or they like to transfer me for 10 mins or the flights are 200$ cheaper the day before. This is the worst. Also, my travel agent was too slow and the last flight out of NZ on the day I wanted was just "scooped up" before she could finalize it. "Bear with me please, give me one moment please". Go Drop Dead expedia.ca

Por Favor

Watchin the Hills season 4 online in between studying. Have also been listening to a lot of T.I and rapping with my guitar. This is my life these days, plus packing and doing the endless line of dishes that some how always appears.

In my current ep of the Hills, Heidi and Spencer went to mexico and were sipin on Patron hard as. "you know what patrone does to me!" oh Heidi, you dumb bitch. Then Spencer asked for the top shelf tequila, even higher then Patron. Seeing as I instantly threw up after my last shot of tequila i'm not up on the scene and don't know if there is something more expensive then Patron. If there is, somebody better let T.I and his bros know. Drop a couple stacks on it.

Broke Cooking

So recently I've been really into reading Vegan Cooking Blogs. In my favorites bar is Your Vegan Mom- a blog a bout vegan food and 2 year olds, two of my favorite things. She has links to a millions different VeganBlogs like The Post Punk Kitchen, What The Hell (does/a/vegan/eat/anyways), and Chow Vegan.

I love drooling over all the recipes and reading about the crazy ingredients and almost start cooking all those delicious meals but then I open my fridge and realize that I have naught but Ketchup and Mustard. Don't' worry, there is some rice in the cupboard and some flax seed kicking around but definitely not "1 cube of vegan vegetable bouillon"
"1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram" or "2-3 pieces whole star anise".

The Facts: I'm a gluten/potato/corn free Vegan. I have minimal funds. We have, at most, ever, two clean cooking utensils.

The Conclusion: Broke Cooking - in which me and my roommates make edible food on our broke ass budget with our broke down kitchen and it's all something my sorry ass insides can digest.

stay tuned. (We do get lazy though, so don't hold your breath)