Dear Humanity:

You are great and wonderful. After some bitchass dick face stole my computer, a man named Faisal contacted me saying he thought he was sold my stolen computer. How did he find me, you ask? By finding my name on the power pack and hidden within the system, googling that shit and coming upon your favorite place on the internet, my BLOG. In the past month and 7 days I have:

Gotten my computer stolen.
Recieved 27 thou in computer insurance.
Learned to read. With a vengeance.
Become productive.
Had a restored faith in Humanity.
Ended up with a computer AND 1,900$ (2,700 minus the 800 I am reimbursing Faisal, Toronto's most outstanding craig's lister)

But what does this mean for you, my avid reader? Glory! That is what! Not only will I be able to blog everyday all day now, but kmudry.com is going through an major overhaul and it is now so much more than just a vanity project. It is a collaboration. A good looking one. Check it out. Do it.

Stay tuned for more exciting adventures of the intrepid K Mudge. Things to come include name dropping (Vilay, Vilay, Vilayathi Ali!), music recommendations (Christina Aguilera) and more about how much I love vegetables! (tomatoes and beans, tomatoes and beans).

p.s This post is dedicated to Sloozebag Salamandick. Get your dick sucked.

All I ever want is a bean salad.

I love beans, in all their shapes and forms. Example: one time I had a meal of chickpea salad (also know as the garbanzo BEAN), Hummus (from chickpeas) and falafal balls (also from chickpea). For my Birthday fest I bought two different beans salads and hummus. Everything is better with hummus. Refried beans are also amazing. In tacos, on bread, mainly with salsa. Chili is another great bean incorporated meal. I can't even talk about chili it is so great.

Did you know: Kidney Beans are toxic unless throughly washed and cooked for 10 mins.

Beans are also great because I am not allergic to them, unlike most delicious things in life.

On this special day.....

It's my birthday! Thrilling.

When I walk home from the gym in my sweat pants and throw my hood up real aggressive like, I feel like Muhammad Ali.

I'm getting back in the Pokemon. and Sailor Moon. If you are looking to have a Sailor Moon viewing party, let me know because I am buying some dvds today as a birthday present to my self. I will wear my Spice Girls shirt while we watch and we can eat fruit by the foots and pretends like the 90's never ended.