You are great and wonderful. After some bitchass dick face stole my computer, a man named Faisal contacted me saying he thought he was sold my stolen computer. How did he find me, you ask? By finding my name on the power pack and hidden within the system, googling that shit and coming upon your favorite place on the internet, my BLOG. In the past month and 7 days I have:
Gotten my computer stolen.
Recieved 27 thou in computer insurance.
Learned to read. With a vengeance.
Become productive.
Had a restored faith in Humanity.
Ended up with a computer AND 1,900$ (2,700 minus the 800 I am reimbursing Faisal, Toronto's most outstanding craig's lister)
But what does this mean for you, my avid reader? Glory! That is what! Not only will I be able to blog everyday all day now, but kmudry.com is going through an major overhaul and it is now so much more than just a vanity project. It is a collaboration. A good looking one. Check it out. Do it.
Stay tuned for more exciting adventures of the intrepid K Mudge. Things to come include name dropping (Vilay, Vilay, Vilayathi Ali!), music recommendations (Christina Aguilera) and more about how much I love vegetables! (tomatoes and beans, tomatoes and beans).
p.s This post is dedicated to Sloozebag Salamandick. Get your dick sucked.
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You are my heart and also my soul. I love Faisal for returning your computer, and I love you for fulfilling so many of your new year's resolutions.
I also just love you.
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