Spring - it's happening.

So my tights are getting dirty and i'm running out of laundry coinage/I don't do laundry which means that spring aka. "tight free season" is upon us.

This means:

Bar patios are opening. GLORY! Broken city, get ready for this shit.
Working out is essential for good looking tight free legs. Ginger Spice, you are me and I am you.
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin is back in action. Their new album is delightful. I have been waiting for it since last summer and it is making my life great right now. Check it out.


Woh! Awesome!

Sunday list...less

Upon waking up from the gentle caress of half a 40 of Moskovskaya, I felt the need to severly re-evaluate things in my life. The following list, split in two parts entitled GOOD and BAD was thought up as I lay in bed, rather LISTlessly.

BAD
24 hour grocery stores.
Money - especially not having any or losing it.
Corn chips - I am officially intolerant.
Hummus - still good but the amount I eat and the fiscal detriment it is doing to me is bad.
Always passing out before you get to the bar.

GOOD
Kenny vs. Spenny
Misogynist Fashion tips with Kenny Hotz.
Almond Roca - just because I can't eat it doesn't mean you should stop your self from enjoying it and stuffing your face with it.
Summer Camp.
Going to the bathroom when you really need to - say it with me, AHHHHH.

I would have added Tokyo Police Club to the good list, but that would be a redundancy as it should be just generally assumed that they are good because I am their biggest fan.

Helping you to cut a rug.

Here is a sweet tune to help you bust up the dance floor, shake your groove thing or simply cut a rug. If you don't have a rug feel free to cut your collars, paper, the corporate budget or even your hair.

Theatre of Disco - On the Train

Secondly, Good Shoes have good music videos:


Lastly, The Wombats have a new album out. It should be great.

Uploaded: a butt load.

Last week was Canadian Music week. It was great. I was out every night. Now I am tired and bruised (well, that is from falling down stairs, not CMW) and have an essay to write.

How to write a sociology essay:
1. Open up MS Word and Firefox
2. Google APA referencing style
3. Screw that shit and instead photo edit and re-format videos so as to upload them to the interweb while non stop thinking about how much you love Tokyo Police Club.

According to the above, I should 100% on my essay.

To celebrate successfully completing your essay, check out these sweet bands:
Plants and Animals
The Sun Parlour Players

Photos and Videos from CMW. More videos to come.

Also, here is a review a friend did of my night at the horseshoe. I got a photo cred so, awesome.

Eugene Hutz is the Sex.

Saw Gogol Bordello last night. It was epic, amazing, sexy, sweaty and everything I have ever wanted. I want to have sex with Eugene Hutz more than anyone else on the planet.

Tonight I saw The Hives. As Howlin' Pelle said, "This is not a dream! You are actually seeing the Hives, live!" He is the most adorable, scissor kicking, suit wearing man I have ever seen.

I will tell my children and my grandchildren about how I saw two of the greatest bands and sexiest men EVER, live in Toronto, back to back.

Gogol Photos and Videos

p.s This Band is dedicated to Ste(a)fi because without him, I wouldn't know the Glory that is Gogol Bordello and to Ev-Star because often the only Cd we listened to in his car was Veni Vidi Vicious. Also, because of this dedication, they can no longer say my blog is lame. If they do, I will break their bones. I took karate.

Less politics, More garbanzo.

I just finished off a tub of Jerusalem hummus. It blew my mind. For reals, there is derivatives, ink compositions, and tenor clefs all over the walls. It's a mess. After eating the glory that is Jerusalem hummus, I realized why every one wants Jerusalem as their promised land. Someone should alert the U.N that the solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict isn't buffer zones and peace keepers, it chickpeas. Get enough chick peas to produce Jerusalem hummus for every person in the middle east and nothing but love, understanding and religious harmony will come of it.

Babies

So babies on youtube is the new craze, in case you didn't know.


Baby laughing and falling over