Get me out.

If you have ever had an urge to kidnap me and take me to a far away place where we would be no rules, judgment, nagging, questions, demands and anything else related to living with parents, go for it. I can sacrifice a hot dinner and regularly clean sheets for a life of freedom and personal choice.

My mom: How bout we get our jammies on?
Me: *No response as I have died due to astonishment/embarrassment at previous question*