Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
- Dwight Shcrute
I do cut my own hair, but I didn't tip my urologist.
Why do I wake up feeling shitty all the time? Oh, right, because my body refuses to enter the REM cycle most nights.
One day kids. In just over 24 hours I am going to be out of this shapeless province of Ontario and surrounded by Mountains and Mollys and Majestic people of all sorts. Holy CRAPARAP.
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