Friday, January 08, 2010

Dear New Year's Resolutioners:

Get the Hell out of my GYM!

Seriously. All I want to do is work out and there is a million new members to the gym.

"OMG! my resolution is to workout! but seriously this time! like, i'm so not going to let myself be an fat bitch this year!"

Really? Isn't that what you said last year too? Well, if at first you don't adhere to personal goals, try them again every single year for 5 mins on every fucking piece of equipment in the gym, while gabbing loudly and talking up space. Sweet.

Ok, I know, there are some of you who will actually do good on your booty camp regime and bravo to you, but I've been in the gym almost everyday for the past year. What ever happened to seniority? Just let me on my elliptical god damn it.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

There seems to be a lot of hatred towards the NY's resolution gym people. Dang-a-lang, it is time to embrace the love, and send out positive vibes to all who enter the gym! Perhaps the reason that they only stay at the gym for five minutes is the intimidating regulars who glare at them all the time.

Thank about it!