I have never heard that song.
Regardless, here is a list of my most attractive features:
I wear a retainer.
I am allergic. To everything.
I am often bloated.
I burp louder, better and more frequently than anyone I know.
I want babies. Now.
I am emotionally unavailable.
I pee with the door open. Always.
Alcohol makes me happy and is fairly essential.
I will ditch you for a band any day.
I hate showering.
I don't to laundry.
I make a lot of faces. All which are very attractive.
I have lots of emotions.
My number is posted on my profile. I don't live by a beach, nor ever have and need to get orthodics before I take anymore long walks.
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