This fuckin shit!

So went with my girl Tatiana who was in town for a delicious sushi lunch and the fun times of downtown toronto (it was beautiful out today, don't trust me?). Then, duh, we had to get her nose pierced so, did that, and I got a smaller ring for my nose. No probs, I'll put it in my self, no need to pay someone 10$ to fiddle with my nose. This is what I look like now:



Balls. The ball is too small for my fat fingers and everything is just shitty. Jojo, call me. Help me. I'm lost in a see of piercings.

p.s being at the piercing place made me really want more. and tattoos. more more more.

Breakfast of Champions

So last night I went to bed before 2 am, which is when I usually give into sleep and turn of what ever tv show I am watching on my computer. Because I went to bed so early, I woke up early. At like, 8:00. I don't have class till 10. What the hell am I supposed to do with all this time? Make my self a banana soy milkshake of course! Walk to the asain supermarket. Closed. Every other store on spadina - closed. How come no one can keep up with my productive lifestyle? So here I sit, waiting for class, and eating my new daily delicacy - quin0a, lentils, and Italian salad dressing. Vegans rule.

edit - spiced the above up today with some flax seeds. yummers.

Chomp on this.

Dinner: One Guava drink from the Asian super market. A piece of bread with shit ass hummus that I made. The chickpeas weren't cooked enough. My roomates say it's good but I guess I just have high standards. It's in the fridge if anyone wants it.

Dessert: A banana sprinkled with flax seeds. Then some spoonfulls of flax seeds. Ok, what, I am like a little bird. A Sparrow if you will. Ima mate for life. Or a whale, they mate for life as well. but don't eat flax. Shit, sparrow it is. PLUS - flax is super high in omega 3 and dietary fiber. Also, it can be used as an effective egg subsitute in vegan cooking. Ima tap that.

GEAH!

It's a woman's world. Baby.

You know what gives me a boner? - http://www.blogotheque.net/Tom-Jones,4683

I'm off to pluck my eyebrows and shave my legs. Then watch a Heath ledger movie, drink wine and probably cry with my girlfriends. Jokes. Ima get wasted. The aforementioned was last night.

Chomp - КУСАТЬ

Ya ischu devushku, kotoraya khochet lyubit i bit luybimoy. - I am looking for a girl who wants to love and be loved.

One time I really wanted to learn Russian. I tried to teach myself with the interent but, turns out it's pretty hard. Like, honestly, that above phrase looks like this in real russian - Я ищу девушку, которая хочет любить и быть любимой.

There is no way that is going to happen until I finish the last two seasons of Trailer Park boys. Look how seductive these guys are -



Also, I have been craving HotDogs real bad lately. Well, veggie dogs duh, but I still can't have those cause they are full of gluten. But just imagine if they weren't -


To soothe the pain in my heart that is not being able to eat hotdogs or veggie dogs I listen to this song - Usher Love in this Club (MSTRKRFT remix)

p.s TPB words of wisdom for the day - One mans garbage is another mans perfectly good ungarbage.

On attractiveness.

Peeve: When you are trying to put toothpaste on your toothbrush but it just falls right off into the sink. Not only did you waste toothpaste but those blobs are tricky to wash down the drain.

Today a girl came into my work and told me that I looked like Elisha Cuthbert. I can see how she thought that:




Twins.

That said, I haven't showered in 2 weeks.

Chemistry - heat and bleach.

In response to this post, here is a link to the wonderful wikipedia article about Toast and a Calvin and Hobbes comic for you:

Last night was an unofficial girls night. We talked of boys, ate salsa, didn't do homework and died my hair again. In addition to the new dye and final actual bleach blondeness of my hair I have started wearing it differently. How different you ask? It's crazy. Don't believe me? Check the pic below.


Ya, you got it, started parting it on the OPPOSITE SIDE! I am livin life for the moment. You know. In addition to a bleached scalp I have a new zit on the left side of my face. Look close and you might see it. Perfect.