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Last week was Canadian Music week. It was great. I was out every night. Now I am tired and bruised (well, that is from falling down stairs, not CMW) and have an essay to write.

How to write a sociology essay:
1. Open up MS Word and Firefox
2. Google APA referencing style
3. Screw that shit and instead photo edit and re-format videos so as to upload them to the interweb while non stop thinking about how much you love Tokyo Police Club.

According to the above, I should 100% on my essay.

To celebrate successfully completing your essay, check out these sweet bands:
Plants and Animals
The Sun Parlour Players

Photos and Videos from CMW. More videos to come.

Also, here is a review a friend did of my night at the horseshoe. I got a photo cred so, awesome.

Eugene Hutz is the Sex.

Saw Gogol Bordello last night. It was epic, amazing, sexy, sweaty and everything I have ever wanted. I want to have sex with Eugene Hutz more than anyone else on the planet.

Tonight I saw The Hives. As Howlin' Pelle said, "This is not a dream! You are actually seeing the Hives, live!" He is the most adorable, scissor kicking, suit wearing man I have ever seen.

I will tell my children and my grandchildren about how I saw two of the greatest bands and sexiest men EVER, live in Toronto, back to back.

Gogol Photos and Videos

p.s This Band is dedicated to Ste(a)fi because without him, I wouldn't know the Glory that is Gogol Bordello and to Ev-Star because often the only Cd we listened to in his car was Veni Vidi Vicious. Also, because of this dedication, they can no longer say my blog is lame. If they do, I will break their bones. I took karate.

Less politics, More garbanzo.

I just finished off a tub of Jerusalem hummus. It blew my mind. For reals, there is derivatives, ink compositions, and tenor clefs all over the walls. It's a mess. After eating the glory that is Jerusalem hummus, I realized why every one wants Jerusalem as their promised land. Someone should alert the U.N that the solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict isn't buffer zones and peace keepers, it chickpeas. Get enough chick peas to produce Jerusalem hummus for every person in the middle east and nothing but love, understanding and religious harmony will come of it.

Babies

So babies on youtube is the new craze, in case you didn't know.


Baby laughing and falling over

Dear Humanity:

You are great and wonderful. After some bitchass dick face stole my computer, a man named Faisal contacted me saying he thought he was sold my stolen computer. How did he find me, you ask? By finding my name on the power pack and hidden within the system, googling that shit and coming upon your favorite place on the internet, my BLOG. In the past month and 7 days I have:

Gotten my computer stolen.
Recieved 27 thou in computer insurance.
Learned to read. With a vengeance.
Become productive.
Had a restored faith in Humanity.
Ended up with a computer AND 1,900$ (2,700 minus the 800 I am reimbursing Faisal, Toronto's most outstanding craig's lister)

But what does this mean for you, my avid reader? Glory! That is what! Not only will I be able to blog everyday all day now, but kmudry.com is going through an major overhaul and it is now so much more than just a vanity project. It is a collaboration. A good looking one. Check it out. Do it.

Stay tuned for more exciting adventures of the intrepid K Mudge. Things to come include name dropping (Vilay, Vilay, Vilayathi Ali!), music recommendations (Christina Aguilera) and more about how much I love vegetables! (tomatoes and beans, tomatoes and beans).

p.s This post is dedicated to Sloozebag Salamandick. Get your dick sucked.

All I ever want is a bean salad.

I love beans, in all their shapes and forms. Example: one time I had a meal of chickpea salad (also know as the garbanzo BEAN), Hummus (from chickpeas) and falafal balls (also from chickpea). For my Birthday fest I bought two different beans salads and hummus. Everything is better with hummus. Refried beans are also amazing. In tacos, on bread, mainly with salsa. Chili is another great bean incorporated meal. I can't even talk about chili it is so great.

Did you know: Kidney Beans are toxic unless throughly washed and cooked for 10 mins.

Beans are also great because I am not allergic to them, unlike most delicious things in life.

On this special day.....

It's my birthday! Thrilling.

When I walk home from the gym in my sweat pants and throw my hood up real aggressive like, I feel like Muhammad Ali.

I'm getting back in the Pokemon. and Sailor Moon. If you are looking to have a Sailor Moon viewing party, let me know because I am buying some dvds today as a birthday present to my self. I will wear my Spice Girls shirt while we watch and we can eat fruit by the foots and pretends like the 90's never ended.