Chomp - КУСАТЬ

Ya ischu devushku, kotoraya khochet lyubit i bit luybimoy. - I am looking for a girl who wants to love and be loved.

One time I really wanted to learn Russian. I tried to teach myself with the interent but, turns out it's pretty hard. Like, honestly, that above phrase looks like this in real russian - Я ищу девушку, которая хочет любить и быть любимой.

There is no way that is going to happen until I finish the last two seasons of Trailer Park boys. Look how seductive these guys are -



Also, I have been craving HotDogs real bad lately. Well, veggie dogs duh, but I still can't have those cause they are full of gluten. But just imagine if they weren't -


To soothe the pain in my heart that is not being able to eat hotdogs or veggie dogs I listen to this song - Usher Love in this Club (MSTRKRFT remix)

p.s TPB words of wisdom for the day - One mans garbage is another mans perfectly good ungarbage.

On attractiveness.

Peeve: When you are trying to put toothpaste on your toothbrush but it just falls right off into the sink. Not only did you waste toothpaste but those blobs are tricky to wash down the drain.

Today a girl came into my work and told me that I looked like Elisha Cuthbert. I can see how she thought that:




Twins.

That said, I haven't showered in 2 weeks.

Chemistry - heat and bleach.

In response to this post, here is a link to the wonderful wikipedia article about Toast and a Calvin and Hobbes comic for you:

Last night was an unofficial girls night. We talked of boys, ate salsa, didn't do homework and died my hair again. In addition to the new dye and final actual bleach blondeness of my hair I have started wearing it differently. How different you ask? It's crazy. Don't believe me? Check the pic below.


Ya, you got it, started parting it on the OPPOSITE SIDE! I am livin life for the moment. You know. In addition to a bleached scalp I have a new zit on the left side of my face. Look close and you might see it. Perfect.